13.4.10

Urgent help requireded!

Today I was on facebook. I noticed on the news feed, that my cousin, who lives in San Francisco, had posted as his status "NEED URGENT HELP!!!"

Naturally, I thought this was a weird thing to post on facebook. I mean, if a person was in need of urgent help, I think the last thing he or she would do, would be to update his or her facebook status. I could just imagine my cousin, trapped in a heap of twisted metal after a terrible car accident, barely coherent, accessing his facebook account via a cell phone, stating his need of "urgent help."

So I noticed that he (Justin) was currently on and available for chat. So I asked:

Andrew

what is the urgent help needed?
5:55pmJustin

thank God you're here andrew

*This line immediate raised my suspicion, as he wouldn't have called me andrew.

we're stuck in wales uk....as we speak
*First, I couldn't imagine my cousin updating his fbook status via a cell phone, being a respectable lawyer in his mid thirties, nor could i think of a single reason why he would be in Wales.

5:56pmAndrew


oh yeah?
5:56pmJustin

got mugged at the park of the hotel where we stayed

all cash credit card and cell phone was all stolen off
*At this point, it seemed that either my law school graduate cousin was either really panicked, and had thus lost his ability to form a proper sentence, or he was a Nigerian pretending to be my cousin. I supposed the latter was probably correct.
5:57pmAndrew

oh shit!

what can i do??

I am the very most worried about you!

Do you need my help?
5:59pmJustin

it was a brutal experience for us

we really need your help in getting back home
5:59pmAndrew

OMG I can totally imagine that such a thing would be very brutal

were you guys very scared?
6:00pmJustin

we're in pains with injuries and bruises
6:00pmAndrew

No! what sort of pains and injuries??

I have very worries for you guys!
6:01pmJustin

we need your help andrew
6:02pmAndrew

Wait, should I get the guy who got you? I have a .45

I am not even scared to seek vengeance for your hurts and pains and injuries and bruises
6:02pmJustin

omg..
*I certainly could not imagine my cousin using the term OMG.

do you wanna help out or not?
6:02pmAndrew

Yes! I said I do!

Tell me how to help! I am so worried! an attack in the UK! I cant believe this has happened to you
6:04pmJustin

am damn serious here
6:05pmAndrew

is Charlie okay?
*Charlie is Justin's first born

6:05pmJustin

yes
6:05pmAndrew

and dillan?
*Second born.

what about Timothy?! Please for the love of god, tell me timothy didn't get hurt
*Timothy, doesn't exist.

6:07pmJustin

dillan is in pains and timothy is fine

our return flight leaves in about some few hours from now..but we're having problem settling the hotel bills
6:07pmAndrew

Did they take Timothy's prosthetic leg??
6:08pmJustin

no

wondering if you could pls loan us some little piece of cash to get the bills sorted out and get a cab to the airport
*At this point, I was very interested as to how much this little piece of cash would be.

will def refund it back as soon as we get back home
6:09pmAndrew

I guess i could give you some cash.

how much do you need?
6:10pmJustin

$1,480
6:10pmAndrew

I will only send you cash if you swear in your wrath that you will buy little Timothy a sack of corn nuts. he must be devastated
6:11pmJustin

omg...
*the Nigerian was apparently pist that he would have to pony up $1.89 for a sack of corn nuts.

6:11pmAndrew

SWEAR TO ME!
6:11pmJustin

we need help here andrew

i swear with my life

i will
6:11pmAndrew

how can i even know if you are speaking true?
6:12pmJustin

am damn serious here
*why the exact same misspelling as the first time he was "am damn serious here."?

6:12pmAndrew

how can i know that Timothy is really okay??

HOW CAN I KNOW EVEN!!

TELL ME OR YOU GET NO CASHES FROM ME FOR ANYTHING NOT EVEN TIMOTHY"S CORN NUTS!

6:14pmJustin

he is fine and doing good
*I was about 90% reassured at this point.

6:14pmAndrew

what color is his prosthetic leg???

how can i even get the monies to you even?
6:15pmJustin

you can have the money wired to my name via western union money transfer
6:16pmAndrew

i dont even know if you are damn serious right now
6:16pmJustin

i have my passport with me to pick it up at the western union outlet
6:16pmAndrew

how damn serious are you even??
6:16pmJustin

OMG...

if am not i won't tell you to wire money to my name

you and i know that i will need a proof before i can pick it
6:17pmAndrew

well, what name should I send the monies too?
6:18pmJustin

you will need my name and location to wire to

*the

money

Here's my info below
Name...JUSTIN FISH
Location...47 LOUNDOUN SQUARE
Cardiff, GLAMORGAN CF10 5JN
UNITED KINGDOM

got it?
6:20pmAndrew

wait, I am really close to where you are at!

Ill just bring you the monies!

I can be there in 15 minutes!!!!
6:21pmJustin

omg...
*This was apparently a frustrating concept, me bringing him the monies.
6:21pmAndrew

Does that sound great!?
6:21pmJustin

you just have to go down to a western union outlet near you and send the money
6:21pmAndrew

That way, I can make SURE timothy gets his corn nuts!

No, dumbass, I am only a few blocks away!

I can just HAND you the monies!
6:22pmJustin

do you wanna help out or not

tell me let me know
6:22pmAndrew

Yes, And i also called a police officer, because I am worried about your pains and bruises. he will be coming to that address shortly

and then I will bring you the cash!

At this point, my Nigerian friend apparently realized I was probably not going to send him $1480 dollars, and thus quit corresponding with me.

Now, here is what I find to be a little baffling. Who are the people that actually fall for this? I mean, certainly my dear cousin Justin's account isn't the first this guy has hacked. So obviously, some people are falling for this, and are somehow not realizing that, in an emergency where bruises and pains are involved, a victim is probably not going to be using fbook to find help. I think that if you are too dense to realize that you are clearly talking to a person who does not speak English with any sort of fluency, then you probably deserve to be raped of $1480 dollars.

Unless you are my grandmother. I will beat that guy to death, if he rips off my grandma.

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julieb said...

wow,
i have no words,
i cant believe that happened.
sooooo funny

Debbie said...

How about your mom? Will you beat him to death for me? I actually had a conversation with 'Justin' last night too. I was having so much fun with him then the real Justin came on and announced that it wasn't him and not to send the guy money. lol I appreciated his concern but I'm with you... WHO could ever fall for this crap?! I actually asked the guy how he could be in the UK since I had just had breakfast with him that morning and his reply was, a broken English version of, 'Oh sorry I forgot to tell you about our trip.' He only wanted $950 from me. Too funny!

Lyns said...

I am laughing so hard right now I'm seriously having a hard time typing. Your responses were hilarious. I often ask myself the same question. Who seriously falls for this? My only answer is that obviously, some people do, or Nigerians would quit doing it. I am speaking true.

ravenwaves888 said...

Am damn serious here that this is the funniest thing Ive read today. Thanks Andy!

Roxy said...

ohhhhhkay. this is the best thing I've ever heard. why do these magical things happen to you? please never stop blogging about your strange encounters and miserable cats. but maybe do it from provo, okay?

- said...

I thought these weird creepy things only happened to me but apparently they happen to you too. Good times.

Tina said...

This would be funny, except I really need your help!! Urgently!! (Cash only, thank you)

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MEG said...

Ah you are hillarious. This sort of thing DID happen to my grandma. Luckily she is incapable of figuring out how to wire money on her own so she called my cousin for assistance.

This was all done over the phone, of course. My grandma wouldn't know how to use FB. ;)

Chris Almond said...

That is funny.
I always try and respond to the nigerian messages i get through emails, but for some reason they almost never write me back. i must not sounds convincingly convinced.
There is a website dedicated to scamming nigerian scammers http://www.419eater.com/
It is pretty funny, but a lot of times they take it too far. They even get them to travel to different countries in dangerous areas where they could be killed. Clearly these scammers deserve some scamming back, but not death.
Anyway, really funny post. I really hope timothy's prosthetic leg is okay.

heather said...

hahahaha!!! get TIMOTHY some mother effin cornuts ALREADY!!!!

Liz said...

"what about Timothy?! Please for the love of god, tell me timothy didn't get hurt
*Timothy, doesn't exist."

It was at this point that I started crying I was laughing so hard.

Lindsay said...

win

Greg said...

HA HA HA! That makes me so happy! What a bunch of nuggets thinking they can't give little old Timothy some corn nuts. I can't believe they didn't even bring his prosthetic leg, how is he supposed to get around?

Joliene said...

this is amazing

Anonymous said...

Fish i cant stop laughing

PrickliPear said...

I just peed my pants.

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*Commercial Loans.
*Personal Loans.
*Business Loans.
*Investments Loans.
*Development Loans.
*Acquisition Loans .
*Construction loans.
*Business Loans And many More:
and many more at 1.2% interest rate;

pls kindly fill the application form below with the required informations.
LOAN APPLICATION FORM (BORROWERS DETAILS)
(1) NAME:...............................
(2) CONTACT ADDRESS:....................
(3) LOAN AMOUNT IN EUROS/POUNDS:........
(4) LOAN DURATION:......................
(5) PURPOSE OF LOAN:....................
(6) GENDER:.............................
(7) MODE OF FUND RECEPTION:.............
(8) COUNTRY:............................
(9) OFFICE/HOME PHONE NUMBER:...........
(10) OCCUPATION:........................
(11) EMAIL ADDRESS:.....................
[12) ZIP/ POSTAL CODE:..................
(13) CITY:..............................
(14) BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE:..............
(15) NEXT OF KIN:.......................
(16) MARITAL STATUS:....................
(17)SCAN AND ATTACH YOUR IDENTITY CARD..
Our email address is [ourladyofgraceloancenter@gmail.com]

BE BLESS,
REV COREY GILIBERTUS [C.E.O]
EMAIL ADDRESS---[ourladyofgraceloancenter@gmail.com]
OUR LADY OF GRACE LOAN FINANCE CENTER

Unknown said...

CREDIT SUISSE LOAN FINANCE FIRM
HEAD OFFICE--------35 Portman Square W1H 6LR,UNITED KINGDOM
EMAIL ADDRESS------[creditsuisseloanfirm@gmail.com]
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
You are welcomed to CREDIT SUISSE LOAN FINANCE FIRM ,our obligation is
helping the needy to gain financial stability in order to meet with the demands of living.
And helping those who are in financial crises.

We give out loans from the range of $1,000 to $90,000,000.Our loans
are well insured and maximum security is our priority,at an interest
of 1.2% rate.

We give out our Loan in USD($) and GBP(£) and any currency of your choice.

Available Loans we offer are,
* Personal Loans (Secure and Unsecured)
* Business Loans (Secure and Unsecured)
* Combination Loan
* Consolidation Loan And Many More:
* International Loans
* InvestoLoans
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
*
* Are you financially Squeezed?
* Do you seek funds to pay off credits and debts
* Do you seek finance to set up your own business?
* Are you in need of private or business loans for various purposes?
* Do you seek loans to carry out large projects
* Do you seek funding for various other
if you need loan you can contact us via our email address-----[creditsuisseloanfirm@gmail.com]

-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-
Get affordable Loan from CREDIT SUISSE LOAN FINANCE FIRM .

LOAN BENEFIT
*Available 24hours/7days
*Loan is offer to individual/corporate worldwide
*No Collateral Required.
*Interest Rate of 1.3%.
*Loan Amount: $1000 USD and above.
*Loan Repayment Schedule Start Six months after.
*Loan Repayment Grace Period of Six months.
*Payment is made to applicant via Wire Transfer (E-Banking) within 12hours.,bank accout30 minutes, to bank account, western union or money gram is 15 minutes, via cheaque.

CREDIT SUISSE LOAN FINANCE FIRM is located in 35 Portman Square W1H 6LR,UNITED KINGDOM

THANKS
MR MARK MADRID
EMAIL ADDRESS------[creditsuisseloanfirm@gmail.com]
CREDIT SUISSE LOAN FINANCE FIRM

Unknown said...

CREDIT SUISSE LOAN FINANCE FIRM
HEAD OFFICE--------35 Portman Square W1H 6LR,UNITED KINGDOM
EMAIL ADDRESS------[creditsuisseloanfirm@gmail.com]
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
You are welcomed to CREDIT SUISSE LOAN FINANCE FIRM ,our obligation is
helping the needy to gain financial stability in order to meet with the demands of living.
And helping those who are in financial crises.

We give out loans from the range of $1,000 to $90,000,000.Our loans
are well insured and maximum security is our priority,at an interest
of 1.2% rate.

We give out our Loan in USD($) and GBP(£) and any currency of your choice.

Available Loans we offer are,
* Personal Loans (Secure and Unsecured)
* Business Loans (Secure and Unsecured)
* Combination Loan
* Consolidation Loan And Many More:
* International Loans
* InvestoLoans
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
*
* Are you financially Squeezed?
* Do you seek funds to pay off credits and debts
* Do you seek finance to set up your own business?
* Are you in need of private or business loans for various purposes?
* Do you seek loans to carry out large projects
* Do you seek funding for various other
if you need loan you can contact us via our email address-----[creditsuisseloanfirm@gmail.com]

-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-
Get affordable Loan from CREDIT SUISSE LOAN FINANCE FIRM .

LOAN BENEFIT
*Available 24hours/7days
*Loan is offer to individual/corporate worldwide
*No Collateral Required.
*Interest Rate of 1.3%.
*Loan Amount: $1000 USD and above.
*Loan Repayment Schedule Start Six months after.
*Loan Repayment Grace Period of Six months.
*Payment is made to applicant via Wire Transfer (E-Banking) within 12hours.,bank accout30 minutes, to bank account, western union or money gram is 15 minutes, via cheaque.

CREDIT SUISSE LOAN FINANCE FIRM is located in 35 Portman Square W1H 6LR,UNITED KINGDOM

THANKS
MR MARK MADRID
EMAIL ADDRESS------[creditsuisseloanfirm@gmail.com]
CREDIT SUISSE LOAN FINANCE FIRM

Unknown said...

CREDIT SUISSE LOAN FINANCE FIRM
HEAD OFFICE--------35 Portman Square W1H 6LR,UNITED KINGDOM
EMAIL ADDRESS------[creditsuisseloanfirm@gmail.com]
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
You are welcomed to CREDIT SUISSE LOAN FINANCE FIRM ,our obligation is
helping the needy to gain financial stability in order to meet with the demands of living.
And helping those who are in financial crises.

We give out loans from the range of $1,000 to $90,000,000.Our loans
are well insured and maximum security is our priority,at an interest
of 1.2% rate.

We give out our Loan in USD($) and GBP(£) and any currency of your choice.

Available Loans we offer are,
* Personal Loans (Secure and Unsecured)
* Business Loans (Secure and Unsecured)
* Combination Loan
* Consolidation Loan And Many More:
* International Loans
* InvestoLoans
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
*
* Are you financially Squeezed?
* Do you seek funds to pay off credits and debts
* Do you seek finance to set up your own business?
* Are you in need of private or business loans for various purposes?
* Do you seek loans to carry out large projects
* Do you seek funding for various other
if you need loan you can contact us via our email address-----[creditsuisseloanfirm@gmail.com]

-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-
Get affordable Loan from CREDIT SUISSE LOAN FINANCE FIRM .

LOAN BENEFIT
*Available 24hours/7days
*Loan is offer to individual/corporate worldwide
*No Collateral Required.
*Interest Rate of 1.3%.
*Loan Amount: $1000 USD and above.
*Loan Repayment Schedule Start Six months after.
*Loan Repayment Grace Period of Six months.
*Payment is made to applicant via Wire Transfer (E-Banking) within 12hours.,bank accout30 minutes, to bank account, western union or money gram is 15 minutes, via cheaque.

CREDIT SUISSE LOAN FINANCE FIRM is located in 35 Portman Square W1H 6LR,UNITED KINGDOM

THANKS
MR MARK MADRID
EMAIL ADDRESS------[creditsuisseloanfirm@gmail.com]
CREDIT SUISSE LOAN FINANCE FIRM

Unknown said...

CREDIT SUISSE LOAN FINANCE FIRM
HEAD OFFICE--------35 Portman Square W1H 6LR,UNITED KINGDOM
EMAIL ADDRESS------[creditsuisseloanfirm@gmail.com]
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
You are welcomed to CREDIT SUISSE LOAN FINANCE FIRM ,our obligation is
helping the needy to gain financial stability in order to meet with the demands of living.
And helping those who are in financial crises.

We give out loans from the range of $1,000 to $90,000,000.Our loans
are well insured and maximum security is our priority,at an interest
of 1.2% rate.

We give out our Loan in USD($) and GBP(£) and any currency of your choice.

Available Loans we offer are,
* Personal Loans (Secure and Unsecured)
* Business Loans (Secure and Unsecured)
* Combination Loan
* Consolidation Loan And Many More:
* International Loans
* InvestoLoans
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
*
* Are you financially Squeezed?
* Do you seek funds to pay off credits and debts
* Do you seek finance to set up your own business?
* Are you in need of private or business loans for various purposes?
* Do you seek loans to carry out large projects
* Do you seek funding for various other
if you need loan you can contact us via our email address-----[creditsuisseloanfirm@gmail.com]

-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-
Get affordable Loan from CREDIT SUISSE LOAN FINANCE FIRM .

LOAN BENEFIT
*Available 24hours/7days
*Loan is offer to individual/corporate worldwide
*No Collateral Required.
*Interest Rate of 1.3%.
*Loan Amount: $1000 USD and above.
*Loan Repayment Schedule Start Six months after.
*Loan Repayment Grace Period of Six months.
*Payment is made to applicant via Wire Transfer (E-Banking) within 12hours.,bank accout30 minutes, to bank account, western union or money gram is 15 minutes, via cheaque.

CREDIT SUISSE LOAN FINANCE FIRM is located in 35 Portman Square W1H 6LR,UNITED KINGDOM

THANKS
MR MARK MADRID
EMAIL ADDRESS------[creditsuisseloanfirm@gmail.com]
CREDIT SUISSE LOAN FINANCE FIRM

Unknown said...

HOLY ANGELS CATHOLIC CHURCH LOAN FINANCE FIRM
HEAD OFFICE--WICKER LANE, HALE BARNS, CHESHIRE WA15 0HF UNITED KINGDOM
EMAIL ADDRESS --[holyangelsloanfirm@gmail.com]
=============================================================================
Welcome to HOLY ANGELS CATHOLIC CHURCH LOAN FINANCE FIRM, This is a holy
church loan finance firm, that offers lending service today that is generally
reliable,safe ,filtered by International Loan Agency and also Tested and Trusted.
We give out loans for Any purposes

We give out loans from the range of $1,000 to $90,000,000 USD,at 2.0%
interest rate Our loans are well insured and maximum security is our
priority,

Note: We offer the following loans to individuals-

If you need any of these kinds of loan,you will have to fill the
below form below.
1)YOUR NAME...................
2)YOUR COUNTRY................
3)YOUR OCCUPATION.............
4)YOUR MARITAL STATUS.........
5)PHONE NUMBER................
6)MONTHLY INCOME..............
7)ADDRESS.....................
8)PURPOSE OF LOAN.............
9)LOAN REQUEST................
10)TELEPHONE..................
11)LOAN TERMS AND DURATION....Our company mailing contact box is
via-[holyangelsloanfirm@gmail.com]

REGARDS
REV VINCENT PURCELL
www.holyangelsloanfirm.webs.com
EMAIL ADDRESS --[holyangelsloanfirm@gmail.com]
HOLY ANGELS CATHOLIC CHURCH LOAN FINANCE FIRM

Unknown said...

HOLY ANGELS CATHOLIC CHURCH LOAN FINANCE FIRM
HEAD OFFICE--WICKER LANE, HALE BARNS, CHESHIRE WA15 0HF UNITED KINGDOM
EMAIL ADDRESS --[holyangelsloanfirm@gmail.com]
=============================================================================
Welcome to HOLY ANGELS CATHOLIC CHURCH LOAN FINANCE FIRM, This is a holy
church loan finance firm, that offers lending service today that is generally
reliable,safe ,filtered by International Loan Agency and also Tested and Trusted.
We give out loans for Any purposes

We give out loans from the range of $1,000 to $90,000,000 USD,at 2.0%
interest rate Our loans are well insured and maximum security is our
priority,

* Are you financially Squeezed?
* Do you seek funds to pay off credits and debts
* Do you seek finance to set up your own business?
* Are you in need of private or business loans for various purposes?
* Do you seek loans to carry out large projects
* Do you seek funding for various other processes?

Note: We offer the following loans to individuals-

*Commercial Loans.
*Personal Loans.
*Business Loans.
*Investments Loans.
*Development Loans.
*Acquisition Loans .
*Construction loans.
*Business Loans And many More:
and many more at 1.2% interest rate;


If you need any of these kinds of loan,you will have to fill the
below form, it will enable us to process your loan and get it approved
and transfered as soon as you want it.You must understand that your
real information is needed below.
1)YOUR NAME...................
2)YOUR COUNTRY................
3)YOUR OCCUPATION.............
4)YOUR MARITAL STATUS.........
5)PHONE NUMBER................
6)MONTHLY INCOME..............
7)ADDRESS.....................
8)PURPOSE OF LOAN.............
9)LOAN REQUEST................
10)TELEPHONE..................
11)LOAN TERMS AND DURATION....Our company mailing contact box is
via-[holyangelsloanfirm@gmail.com]

PAYMENT OPTIONS:
Payment by bank to bank transfer (48 hours )
Payment by bank certified check ( 9 days )

The First option which is by bank to bank transfer, loan
funds are transferred directly into your account with the aid of our
bank,
in this option, applicant must have to send down his or her full bank
information to enable us make the transfer and it takes maximum 48
hours for the funds to be transferred into your account.

As for the last option, a certified check is made out by our bank as a
draft,which can be cashed by clients any where in the world, it takes
4 working days to get to the applicant and 5 days for the check to be
cleared.

Once you agree to our terms and follow the instructions therein, you
stand to get your loan with 24-48hours. This depends on your
seriousness and urgency in obtaining the loan.
Furthermore be informed that you will also need a form of
Identification which can be either a Driver's License or your working
Identity card.
In acknowledgment to this mail, we can start the processing of your loan.

REGARDS
REV VINCENT PURCELL
www.holyangelsloanfirm.webs.com
EMAIL ADDRESS --[holyangelsloanfirm@gmail.com]
HEAD OFFICE--WICKER LANE, HALE BARNS, CHESHIRE WA15 0HF UNITED KINGDOM
HOLY ANGELS CATHOLIC CHURCH LOAN FINANCE FIRM

arnold said...

EMPIRE CENTRAL LOAN SERVICES
Email address---[empirecentralloanservices@gmail.com]
HEAD OFFICE--South Campbell Springfield UNITED KINGDOM
-----------------------------------------------------------

This is a loan Organization formed to help people
in need of help, such as financial help.

Kindly contact EMPIRE CENTRAL LOAN SERVICES by our email address
[empirecentralloanservices@gmail.com]


We offer personal loans, equity loans, investment loans to
companies, schools,firms and individual.


We give out loans from the range of $1,000 to $90,000,000
at an interest of 1.3% rate.

Interested client should please fill our form below--

NAME--------------
COUNTRY-----------
ADDRESS-----------
AMOUNT OF LOAN NEEDED-------
PURPOSE OF LOAN ------------
SCAN AND ATTACH YOUR IDENTITY CARD--
OFFICE/HOME PHONE NUMBER-----------
GENDER---------------------------

Kindly get back to us and we assure you the best services ever

REGARDS
ROSIE DANIEL
Email address---[empirecentralloanservices@gmail.com]
EMPIRE CENTRAL LOAN SERVICES

Anonymous said...

EMPIRE CENTRAL LOAN SERVICES
Email address---[empirecentralloanservices@gmail.com]
HEAD OFFICE--South Campbell Springfield UNITED KINGDOM
-----------------------------------------------------------------

This is a loan Organization formed to help people
in need of help, such as financial help. So if you are going through financial
difficulty or you are in any financial mess, and you need funds to start up your own
business, or you need loan to settle your debt or pay off your bills,
start a nice business,

We give out loans from the range of $1,000 to $90,000,000
at an interest of 1.3% rate.

Interested client should please fill our fobelow- -

NAME--------------
COUNTRY-----------
ADDRESS--------------
AMOUNT OF LOAN NEEDED-------
PURPOSE OF LOAN ------------
SCAN AND ATTACH YOUR IDENTITY CARD--
OFFICE/HOME PHONE NUMBER-----------
GENDER---------------------------


REGARDS
ROSIE DANIEL
Email address---[empirecentralloanservices@gmail.com]
EMPIRE CENTRAL LOAN SERVICES

Anonymous said...

EMPIRE CENTRAL LOAN SERVICES
Email address---[empirecentralloanservices@gmail.com]
HEAD OFFICE--South Campbell Springfield UNITED KINGDOM
-----------------------------------------------------------------

This is a loan Organization formed to help people
in need of help, such as financial help. So if you are going through financial
difficulty or you are in any financial mess, and you need funds to start up your own
business, or you need loan to settle your debt or pay off your bills,
start a nice business,

We give out loans from the range of $1,000 to $90,000,000
at an interest of 1.3% rate.

Interested client should please fill our fobelow- -

NAME--------------
COUNTRY-----------
ADDRESS--------------
AMOUNT OF LOAN NEEDED-------
PURPOSE OF LOAN ------------
SCAN AND ATTACH YOUR IDENTITY CARD--
OFFICE/HOME PHONE NUMBER-----------
GENDER---------------------------


REGARDS
ROSIE DANIEL
Email address---[empirecentralloanservices@gmail.com]
EMPIRE CENTRAL LOAN SERVICES

Anonymous said...

EMPIRE CENTRAL LOAN SERVICES
Email address---[empirecentralloanservices@gmail.com]
HEAD OFFICE--South Campbell Springfield UNITED KINGDOM
-----------------------------------------------------------------

This is a loan Organization formed to help people
in need of help, such as financial help. So if you are going through financial
difficulty or you are in any financial mess, and you need funds to start up your own
business, or you need loan to settle your debt or pay off your bills,
start a nice business,

We give out loans from the range of $1,000 to $90,000,000
at an interest of 1.3% rate.

Interested client should please fill our fobelow- -

NAME--------------
COUNTRY-----------
ADDRESS--------------
AMOUNT OF LOAN NEEDED-------
PURPOSE OF LOAN ------------
SCAN AND ATTACH YOUR IDENTITY CARD--
OFFICE/HOME PHONE NUMBER-----------
GENDER---------------------------


REGARDS
ROSIE DANIEL
Email address---[empirecentralloanservices@gmail.com]
EMPIRE CENTRAL LOAN SERVICES

Anonymous said...

EMPIRE CENTRAL LOAN SERVICES
Email address---[empirecentralloanservices@gmail.com]
HEAD OFFICE--South Campbell Springfield UNITED KINGDOM
-----------------------------------------------------------------

This is a loan Organization formed to help people
in need of help, such as financial help. So if you are going through financial
difficulty or you are in any financial mess, and you need funds to start up your own
business, or you need loan to settle your debt or pay off your bills,
start a nice business,

We give out loans from the range of $1,000 to $90,000,000
at an interest of 1.3% rate.

Interested client should please fill our fobelow- -

NAME--------------
COUNTRY-----------
ADDRESS--------------
AMOUNT OF LOAN NEEDED-------
PURPOSE OF LOAN ------------
SCAN AND ATTACH YOUR IDENTITY CARD--
OFFICE/HOME PHONE NUMBER-----------
GENDER---------------------------


REGARDS
ROSIE DANIEL
Email address---[empirecentralloanservices@gmail.com]
EMPIRE CENTRAL LOAN SERVICES

WILLIAM MICHEAL said...

We offer certified and verifiable bank instruments via Swift Transmission from a genuine provider capable
of taking up time bound transactions.

FOR LEASING OF BG/SBLC
MINIMUM FACE VALUE OF BG/SBLC = EUR/USD 1M
LEASING FEE = 4%+2%

FOR PURCHASE OF FRESH CUT BG/SBLC
PRICE = 32%+2%
MINIMUM FACE VALUE OF BG/SBLC = EUR/USD 1M

Our BG/SBLC Financing can help you get your project funded, loan financing by providing you with yearly
renewable leased bank instruments. We work directly with issuing bank lease providers, this Instrument can be monetized on your behalf for 100% funding: For further details contact us with the below information.

Contact name: Azra Ishaque

Email : lintel.financialservicesplc@gmail.com

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