Today, as the 2 retarded gorillas with whom I dwell were playing Foosball (which I despise,) I heard an interesting piece of conversation. Here's the quote: Said one, "Nice job you bug butt." Said the other, "I hope a bug crawls up your butt. I hope it crawls up there and lays eggs, and then you will be a bug butt. Huh huh huh mwah huh huh."
I thought, "When did 12 year old's move into the house?" I also safely hypothesized that perhaps the mystery of who stuck their gum on the wall in the shower had been solved just then.