"Hey little boy. I'm a friend of your mother's. 
"Get in the car. I'll give you a candy bar if you get in the car."
Surprisingly handsome. I wasn't expecting that.
Why do I feel less and less smart the more I shave off. 
All gone. I feel so alone. Not to mention clean, and way less perverted.
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I'm so sad. I was just listening to "Sharp Dressed Man." DANGIT!
coo well! you need to try the new dark chocolate snickers. jolly good.
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