Here's an interesting occurance (not really)

One time (tonight) I was wondering why my house (my room) smelled like bacon. I then realized (saw) that there was a 1 lb bag of jerky on the other side of my room (less than a foot from my bed.) I then thought (said out loud) "What sort of person keeps a pound of meat in their room?" (within arms reach of the bed.) I then said (thought) "Probably someone who really likes meat (someone fat.) Then, in order to feel good about myself, I quickly disposed of said meat (not really) and went to sleep (laid in bed for an hour.)

After that (the end.)


Joliene said...

i am pretty sure (certain) that this is amazing.

Anonymous said...

How constipating!