16.8.08

I'll see you all in hell (said with a german accent, similar to the councelor tied to a tree in heavy weights, as honey is being applied to his chest)

Dear good people of the earth,

I am leaving. Today, I go into the wilderness. I am going to Havasupai, possibly to die. If I decide not to die, I will be back Thursday. As the Universe has been particularly cruel to me of late, I expect that it might try to destroy me there. Perhaps a wild creature attack, or maybe a tomahawk to the chest. Possibly being pounded to death against the rocks beneath a waterfall. Or chewed to death by many small rodents. Giardia, maybe? Being smitten by falling boulders or pebbles that fell from a great hight, thus rendering them natural bullets, fired from mother natures bosom? So many possibilities.

One thing is for sure--I shall have the time of my life. That, and Michael Phelps will probably win another gold medal. Also, countless trinkets will be created in Chinese factories, emblazoned with a "made in China" stamp, and shipped all over the globe. Probably mostly here. And thank heavens those little tiny gynmnists won a gold medal, so they didn't get sent back to the orphanage/shoe factory to toil out the rest of their days in shame.

Anyways see you Thursday.

Love,
Fish

Actually, let me leave you with this. So much funnier if you understand Spanish, or are slightly familiar with Mexican vulgarity/slang.

4 comments:

chris almond said...

careful with that. Hot crotch= hot balls = dead sperm = millions of little abortions in your pants = grounds for excommunication.

chris almond said...

you are going to have a souix pie.

Estee Cook said...

i hate that video.

Snubbs the White Rabbit said...

From my one experience at havasupai, i would have to say you will probably be eaten by stray dogs. They are every where down there. Well they are actually everywhere on any indian reservation. BTW, why do the always gotta pick on the fat kid? That video hurt my heart.